Vinegar & Honey Singing Telegrams specializes in helping you "make a lasting impression".

You can chose songs from our catalog of covers and standards or for an even more personal touch you can hire our staff of talented writers to create a custom song for your occasion. Just give us information about the celebrant and we will serenade them with their own special song.

From a basic birthday or anniversary to an apology or good-bye we'll come up with the perfect song to sing!

Nothing brightens up someone's day like the surprise of a colorful balloon bouquet and a personalized singing telegram! A treat for the ears and eyes!

All of our performers are professional actors/singers that are talented, reliable, professional and tasteful. Even our "flirty" characters are suitable for all audiences.

All telegrams include a written copy of the song, a large card bearing a message from the sender. If it is a birthday we will also include a birthday hat sung with the traditional song. A balloon bouquet can be added for an additonal charge (click here for more info).

So whether you're looking for something deeply romantic, outrageously funny, unforgettable, down right silly, or sweet enough to cause a toothache we can accommodate!!

We can even deliver resumes, proposals, demo tapes and prototypes to let individuals and companies get the edge on their competition.